Things pregnant women love to hear
- Was it an accident?
- Aren’t you a little young/old?
- Better get your sleep now
- Wow, you really look pregnant
- *in a deep voice* The baby is coming
- Are you sure you aren’t farther along?
- Are you supposed to be eating that?
- Congratulations, your life is over
- You think you’re uncomfortable now, just wait…
- Well, when I was pregnant…
- Are you sure it’s not twins?