- Have balls
- Serial murder
- Get into History books
- Avoid getting pregnant
- Be elected president of the USA
- Get higher salary for same level of experience and ability
- Fill out an athletic cup
- Get colds
- Write name in snow
- Die
- Lead cults
- Not be raped
- Pee standing up
- Lead the winning side in wars
- Whine about condom size
- Be natural leaders and assertive as opposed to bossy and pushy